“23 years ago, 12 strange children were born in England at exactly the same moment. 6 years ago the world ended. This is the story of what happened next.”
Vol. 2:
“All of your forthcoming bone fractures belong to us .”
Vol. 3:
“Fook Freakangel’s law, I’m just going to kill the wanker and have done with it.”
Vol. 4:
“Who does that? Who forgets how doors work?”
Vol. 5:
“I met a girl who liked me. And I thought, life’s short, we’re living in a doomed world and a dying town, let’s cut straight to the good bit. And then I get beaten up. Beaten up for being sexy, I might add.”